Diawin

My mum, sister and I were at my sister's flat tonight for dinner and my mum was just checking her blood sugar levels at my sister's table with its brand-new white cloth with reindeer on it…

Mum: oohh sorry, I've just got some blood on the cloth…

Sister: what?!

Mum: it's ok, it's very strategically placed, it's on the nose of one of the reindeer so he looks like 

           Rudolf…

Sister: mum!!

Me: *has a look* I don't see anything…

Mum: got ya!

#diawin